Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
