using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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