OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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