You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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