I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude i'm inner monologue high
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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