just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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