At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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