This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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