i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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