did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He better not be in your backpack
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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