when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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