did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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