maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You've changed since you got that strap on
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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