Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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