Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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