your parents love me but you hate me
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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