you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Randomize
