The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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