C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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