You really coming over, don't trick.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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