That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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