Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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