Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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