next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
40s are totally the cure
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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