she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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