yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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