Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it was like eating out sand paper
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
tell me about the fingering
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