I wanna bring you to show and tell
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
the raccoons are back...
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