you turned your livingroom into a bong?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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