You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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