Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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