I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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