This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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