I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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