I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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