I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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