i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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