i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she looked like the before picture.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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