i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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