No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i barfeds in our rink
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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