I don't think brook has ever known best
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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