it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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