love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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