ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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