Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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