How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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