so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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