just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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