chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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