the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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