He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
