i think my tv is drunk
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you will always have a special place in my vag
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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